During a recent trip to a fellow members home, to view a fault with indicators on a Bandit, our gentle purple loving giant, Mr Swamp Donkey decided to lend a hand, considering his expertise in the field of motorcycle mechanics!

During said "lending hand" Swampy asked the bikes owner to turn his indicators on, during which time he had an electrical meter testing the connection.

The giant then came out with "Off... On... Off... On... Yep... I think you've got an intermittent fault mate"

Only after a good minute did Swampy realise what he had said, and proceeded to turn beetroot red!